How I know that NONE of the people that I work with are really my friends...
Because, when I got home from work late the other night -- after spending 7 hours straight with these people -- I realized that I had a HUGE piece of Basil from my spaghetti lunch stuck square between my two front teeth.
AND, by the time I got home and saw it, it had been several hours since I ate lunch!
AND, we were even on TV that day!
Yet NO ONE managed to point it out to me.
I just want you, my real friends, to know this...
I would tell YOU if...
- ...you were toting a trail of toilet paper from the back of your shoe.
- ...you had a boog trying to break-away from the pack.
- ...you had the back of your skirt accidentally tucked into your pantyhose after a visit to the bathroom.
- ...you left your zipper un-zipped.
- ...your mascara had run so bad you were looking like Tammy Faye
- ...you needed a tic tac
- ...and ESPECIALLY!... if you had a piece of food between your teeth.
That is all.
Listen to Bud Light's Real Men of Genius "Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer":
By the way, for the gals: Here are some more funny embarrassing moments...
And, yet more embarrassing moments that members of my family actually experienced!
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it was funny reading them and i can't imagine what
they would be like cause they were told good and that's about it.try to explain it better and get the funniest ones that people will want to read over and over.other than that great job!