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Men... Are you (or someone you know) dealing with thinning hair? Bald spots? Excessive hair loss? Male patterned baldness?
They've found a cure for baldness...
It's called acceptance!
At least that's the way Jim felt when he started losing his hair several years ago.
Following is a step-by-step photo collage of the process Jim went through the day he decided to shave his head and start living life as a bald man... by choice.
Want a few tips from someone who's been there, done that? See how Jim did it -- and why he's glad he did ...
With the recent release of the study that found "car steering wheels carry more than twice as many germs as a toilet seat," I feel compelled to share my thoughts.
Helloooo!...
When in the world is everyone going to figure it out?... Toilet seats just aren't that dirty!
Yeah, there's the stink-factor. And the splish-splash that sometimes goes along with it. But when was the last time your butt was actually "dirty"?
I'm talking the outside part... the big cheeky part... the part that actually touches the toilet seat. When you think about it, that's probably one of the cleanest parts ON our bodies!
Mostly because that area rarely sees the light of day. And, therefore, it has very few occasions on which to pick up dirt and grime and bacteria.
So why do you suppose we are so inclined to continue thinking that a toilet seat is obviously "dirty"?
"Surprisingly, toilet seats consistently had the lowest bacteria levels of the 12 surfaces tested." Source
Still don't believe me?...
Consider this my one-person mission to get the entire world to yawn (...or at least all 10,000 or so of you reading this website right now!)
Go ahead...
Try & fight it.
But before you finish this article you'll yawn.
Guaranteed.
I apologize in advance...
Today's post is purely in response to all of the people who've been asking for "Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer" over on our Bud Light Real Men of Genius pages. (Trust me, there have been many!)
Listen to Bud Light's Real Men of Genius "Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer":
In the process of doing my "research" about flatulence issues, I came across a number of interesting products, treatments, cartoons and pictures regarding the act of passing gas.
Therefore, I will share.
While this tends to be a comical issue, I do feel obligated to point out the fact that flatulence can be a serious problem for some people.
But I figure that even they would be hard pressed not to laugh (or at least smile) at some of what follows...
It's not that I talk on my cell phone much. Quite the contrary... I have so many Cingular rollover minutes built-up each month, you wouldn't believe it!
But my cell phone battery still loses its charge, so I have to go through the motions of charging up my phone... then finding it's dead just when I need it most... and recharging it all over again.
So, I wonder... just how long is the battery in a cell phone supposed to last, anyway?
My Cell Battery Only Lasted A Year
After a year of using my Motorola V400 cell phone (with Cingular service ...love 'em!), I came to the realization that I needed a whole new lithium-ion rechargeable battery for it already.
One year just doesn't seem very long for a battery to last -- in my opinion.
So I asked the guys at Batteries Plus (in Cool Springs, TN) for their take on how long a cell phone battery should last.
They gave me a couple of great tips to improve your cell phone battery life!...
I heard a piece on the Bob & Tom Show yesterday that reminded me of just how germaphobic we are, as a society, these days. Self included, though not nearly to the extreme as others.
Particularly lately, it seems that there have been a number of reports in the news about the phenomenon of germs invading our lives and becoming most prevalent in some of the least likely places: ice cubes at fast-food chains, computer desktops and keyboards, the TV remote control, hot tubs, shopping cart handles, and of course... the whole multitude of places inside public restrooms including toilet seats, electric hand dryers, towel rollers, door handles & more!
My germy quirks, as I call them, could probably be classified more as precautionary steps rather than as a personal paranoia about germs. Regardless, they're still germ-related, so I'm posting them here for your enjoyment.
Okay, here goes...
Would you believe that 40% of all people who come to a party in your home will actually snoop inside your medicine cabinet?!
It's true. (...but only 4% are ever caught.)
Snooping inside medicine cabinets is such a common phenomenon that Oprah actually did a piece about snooping in medicine cabinets on her show one time. You'd be surprised how many not only snoop, but also use things found in others' bathrooms like brushes, combs, makeup, and even toothbushes!
Today is the day that the United States starts allowing scissors with blades less than 4 inches long and tools like screwdrivers, wrenches, pliers under 7 inches on board planes.
Small scissors and tools account for approximately 25% of the prohibited items found in passengers carry-on bags." Source
We took Jim's brother to the airport after his visit with us last weekend.
Things looked a little slow for the baggage handlers at curbside check-in!
Here's a novel concept: mowing ROCKS!
I guess sometimes you'll do whatever you can to avoid having to rake leaves...
Subtitled...
WARNING: Parental Advisory!
This article contains subject matter not appropriate for young children... or my mother. (If you ARE one of the above, click here instead.)
Summer fun fact: Pontoon boats are "Jeeps of the water".
They're not built for speed, or looks... they're just built for FUN!
Just as you can rent a Jeep for day, or even a weekend... you can also rent a pontoon boat for a little off-road fun afloat!
The best part: Take a couple friends with you, and it's a fairly inexpensive way to have a good time on the water.
Land-Locked?... Take A Drive!
If you live in a place that's land-locked (like us), then you're probably THRILLED whenever you have an occasion to spend some time on the water in the summertime.
The answer: take a road trip! (Here's what we do.)
This is too funny...
One of the (few) drawbacks to living in our subdivision is the disregard that many of our neighbors have for the Home Owners Association rule which states: "You are not permitted to park on the street."
My reply: "Yeah, that's why you paid for a TWO-car garage and an extra long (very expensive aggregate) driveway which can comfortably fit FOUR cars... You've got options, please use 'em!"
The reality: The "powers that be" at the Home Owners Association state that while it's clearly a rule which all home owners must heed, they cannot enforce it, because these roads are city roads, and can only be patrolled and enforced by the local police.
(...such is why the following picture is so funny!)
You've probably seen them hanging out in people's yards.
I never understood the whole Bag-a-Bug concept... that is, until WE needed to use them!
Japanese Beetles In Tennessee
Last year was the first time that we noticed a problem with Japanese Beetles here in Franklin, Tennessee...
...even though we've lived in this same house for over 3 years.
An idiot's guide to accepting, living with, laughing at and dying from cancer
There are a few people in my life who are LIVING with cancer and I, for one, cannot begin to imagine what they are going through.
Such is why I am intrigued whenever I hear another first-person story of someone's life with cancer, including their coping mechanisms, the highs and lows, the ups and downs, and the ultimate realities of struggling to survive this battle with something called "cancer".
Most of all, I appreciate when people are able to maintain their sense of humor through it all.
I'm in need of a vacation.
I mean more than just a day or two off from work. I mean a GETAWAY... a TRIP... an ADVENTURE where I have to travel more than 30 minutes to get there.
Ahhhh... but until Jim finds the time to whisk me away to some beachy paradise location, I'm left to reminisce about two of my all-time favorite vacations:
- A Caribbean Cruise; and
(subtitled: "How Shopping Got Me A Free Trip To NYC")
Want to know how many door prizes I've won in my lifetime?...
Two.
A free t-shirt, and an all-expense paid trip to New York City!
How I know that NONE of the people that I work with are really my friends...
Because, when I got home from work late the other night -- after spending 7 hours straight with these people -- I realized that I had a HUGE piece of Basil from my spaghetti lunch stuck square between my two front teeth.
AND, by the time I got home and saw it, it had been several hours since I ate lunch!
AND, we were even on TV that day!
Yet NO ONE managed to point it out to me.
I just want you, my real friends, to know this...
Whether you travel a little or a lot, here are some interesting tidbits regarding airline travel including:
- Some Check-in Facts
- About Security Checkpoints
- The Highest Rated Airports
- An Airline Security Loophole
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