Household Tips

Ode To A Commode

In preparation for our move (which is still many months away), we decided to replace our old toilet seats and lids with new ones. Three in all.

We're hoping that they'll last long enough to still look good when it comes time to sell this house in a year or so. Besides, we think that our guests deserve a nicer palette upon which to rest their tushies when they visit.

So the search was on for "the best" toilet seat!

First, Some Basic Information About Toilet Seats

How long does your typical toilet seat last, anyway?

I couldn't find any facts or figures online about this (...see below). In our case, 5-1/2 years seems to be the going rate. The toilet in the powder room bathroom doesn't even get used much, and that toilet seat is just as bad as the other 2 that get frequent use.

We finally got tired of looking at these old eyesores which were lopsided, faded, and stained from various cleaning products. (Why do they make toilet cleansers blue anyway?! More on that later...)

For the record, our current toilet seats are made by Church. They're supposed to be good ones, I think. But I'm up for trying a different brand at this point.

What's A Girl Gotta Do?...

Aye, aye-aye... What's a girl gotta do to get some good, honest feedback about toilet seats these days?

You know me... I'll research with the best of 'em online. Only problem is, there's really nothing online -- as far as tips for choosing the best toilet seat.

Oh, there are a million and one articles about why to replace a toilet seat and how to install a toilet seat. But that's the least of my worries at this point. It looks pretty easy to me... so long as you can handle a screwdriver alright.

I know... most would say that choosing a toilet seat is just a matter of personal taste and opinion. But still, I'd like to read about others' opinions some before I go out and "try on" toilet seats! I mean, who wants to be known as the person who kept returning toilet seats? (We live in a small town.)

All About Toilet Seats

So, here's what I've learned firsthand about toilet seats...

Toilet Seat Sizes: Round vs Oblong
There are really only 2 sizes you need to concern yourself with: "round" or "oblong". Generally, it is easy to tell just by looking whether you have a round or oblong shaped toilet. If you prefer to measure, just to be sure, then measure from the front of the bowl to the middle of the screws at the back of the bowl/lid area. Here are the standard toilet bowl sizes:

• Round Toilet Bowl: 16.5 inches
• Oblong Toilet Bowl: 18.5 inches

What does vary is the width of the bowl from side to side. But it's usually not enough to worry about, as most standard size toilet seats and lids will cover most toilet bowls, even if they're slightly narrower or even wider than the next one.

Wood Toilet Seats vs Plastic Toilet Seats
We've always had wood toilet seats in the homes we've rented, bought, or built. Not for any reason in particular, other than that's what the home already had or the builder recommended.

But I've become so frustrated with all of the stains from using various cleaning products on our 3 wood toilet seats, that I was open to trying a plastic toilet seat this time. I figured there might be an all-new modern and high-quality plastic toilet seat that would be "all the rage" these days.

If there is, I couldn't find it -- online or in stores.

So after a fair amount of research on toilet seats, we ended up with this one: the Bemis easy clean toilet seat. (Personally, most of the toilet seats on the market appear to have similar features, so I'm not sure this toilet seat is so special after all. But it works fine for us.)

A few thoughts on wood vs plastic toilet seats:

• As a rule, wood toilet seats are slightly more expensive than plastic toilet seats.
• Generally speaking, wood seats are also thicker, warmer to sit on, sturdier, and more durable than plastic ones.
• Plastic seats may have some "additional features" built in (like an automatic slow-closing lid).

• Plastic lids are likely to show minor scratches -- even from soft sponges used when cleaning. They are also more likely to crack.

Other than that... I can't think of anything else that affected our choice of toilet seats. Well, maybe metal hinges vs plastic hinges... but if a toilet seat's only going to last 5-10 years, I think the plastic (less expensive) hinges do the job just as well. Others might prefer the "looks" of the metal hinges though.

I'd be interested in hearing from others if there are features I should have looked for. Or, if there are any new & improved models that might be worth considering!

On a related note...

I did find that toilets themselves will typically last a lifetime, while the faucets and fixtures associated with them last around 10 years. Not sure whether that includes toilet seats or not (I doubt it). But as stated above, our toilet seats lasted about 5-1/2 years.